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Greeting Cards

This Isn't My Plate! Greeting Card

$9.99Any 3 cards ship free

Pick any 3 cards and shipping is on us.

Dinner arrived and it was not her plate, so the plate had to go. Send it to the friend who sends food back, the one who orders for the table, or anyone who has ever said exactly what they thought at a restaurant. 5 x 7 inch card on 270gsm paper, envelope included. Printed to order in the US.

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Printed to order in the US
Envelope included
Damaged? We replace it
Shipping

Every piece is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2 to 5 business days, then delivery takes 2 to 5 business days. US addresses only for now.

Card orders under $29 ship for $3.99. Any order of $29 or more ships free, so 3 cards ship free. Shipping policy

Returns

Because each piece is made just for you, we can't take returns for a change of mind. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a replacement or a refund. Refund policy

Care

Keep it flat and dry until it is time to write something petty inside.