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She Goes and Defiles My Cake! Birthday Card

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A birthday card with one request: please leave the cake alone. A party guest vandalized the expensive cake she bought, and the outrage has been a fan favorite ever since. Send it to the friend who takes her dessert seriously and would like to cut it first. 5 x 7 inch card on 270gsm paper, envelope included. Printed to order in the US.

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Printed to order in the US
Envelope included
Damaged? We replace it
Shipping

Every piece is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2 to 5 business days, then delivery takes 2 to 5 business days. US addresses only for now.

Card orders under $29 ship for $3.99. Any order of $29 or more ships free, so 3 cards ship free. Shipping policy

Returns

Because each piece is made just for you, we can't take returns for a change of mind. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a replacement or a refund. Refund policy

Care

Keep it flat and dry until it is time to write something petty inside.