Greeting Cards
I Don't Want to Get Old. Birthday Card
Pick any 3 cards and shipping is on us.
The tagline from the very first season, and still the most relatable birthday wish around. Send it to the friend who celebrates every year with candles, cake and a little bit of protest. She looks great, and she will be the first to tell you. 5 x 7 inch card on 270gsm paper, envelope included. Printed to order in the US.
Shipping
Every piece is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2 to 5 business days, then delivery takes 2 to 5 business days. US addresses only for now.
Card orders under $29 ship for $3.99. Any order of $29 or more ships free, so 3 cards ship free. Shipping policy
Returns
Because each piece is made just for you, we can't take returns for a change of mind. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a replacement or a refund. Refund policy
Care
Keep it flat and dry until it is time to write something petty inside.
